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Smoothe

How "Smooth" should be spelled, because "Smooth" seems to end on a sharp cliff, while "Smoothe" ends off in an easy soft way.
"Hey, those tires look smoothe!"
"This is why you have an F in English you retarded chimpanzee of human meat and semen."
by fag-inator May 30, 2023
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Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.
Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.
by That niggah November 21, 2009
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Smoothe

Often used by the same people who use the term genious, smoothe is a word written only before disasters in internet chat rooms
"This groove is hella smoothe, dont you guys agree?"
"Did you really just type smoothe?"
by Penguys March 8, 2018
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Smooth brain

A derogatory term used to describe an individual perceived as lacking intelligence and exhibiting quickness to anger. The term is inspired by the koala, a mammal known for its aggressive behavior and cognitive limitations. Despite having a diet exclusively consisting of eucalyptus leaves, a koala might starve if presented with pre-picked eucalyptus, underscoring the reference to an extreme lack of problem-solving ability.
She kept arguing that the Earth is flat, and everyone started to realize she might just be a smooth brain.

His blind support for the Republican Party’s climate change denial made him seem like a smooth brain, ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
by Truebeing May 30, 2024
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smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
by headgoat September 27, 2011
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Smooth June

A name usually given to incredibly intelligent, beautiful,funny and all round awesome women. A June is usually very talented and outgoing.
Smooth June 😅🤪
by smooth June March 31, 2019
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Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.
The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.
by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024
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