Smith Job

When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.

Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.

by Bobby1236 May 24, 2012

Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity

Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them

by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023

Millie Smith

One of the most absolutely amazing people you'll ever meet, you could be in the worst of moods and she'd still manage to make you smile. The most Stunning, Gorgeous, Smart, Funny, Kind, Caring Girls you'd have the pleasure of knowing, you'd be lucky to know them. They are usually quite short though.

Person 1: Did you hear about millie smith?
Person 2: Yeah i heard shes a great person

by AnonymousV13 November 5, 2019

Oreo Smith

Ehhhhh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh... EHHHHHHH eh eh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh...

Nigga 1: IS OREO SMITH IN COMPETITION WITH YEAT?!?
Nigga 2: WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL OH MY GAWDDD OOOOO YEEEAH

by Genghis Khancrcrcrcrcrc October 20, 2022

Bailey Smith

Bailey Smith is a woman that has all the qualities that a man would ever want in his life. She is clearly beautiful beyond description and humble enough to never acknowledge it. Bailey Smith is intelligent and puts a lot of effort into her schoolwork. Her passion to help others to understand and grow their own knowledge. Laughing and strange screaming chirps are the main form of communication between Bailey Smith and her peers. Bailey Smith has and is known as "The most chill girl ever". She looks for ways to love everyone and avoids judging so that she can counsel them in their lives wherever she can help. Bailey Smith is a prankster and prefers to stalk her pray in their rooms to make them jump and scream. Bailey Smith has a smile that is contagious and impossible to cure and chocolate eyes will fill you with joy and take away your words. If you ever come in contact with Bailey Smith, be very cautious, because she will steal your heart.

Other than being known as a hottie, she is a God-loving woman. She is always willing to follow God's commandments and do his will before her own. A true disciple of Jesus Christ is what Bailey Smith is. Many would say that she is a perfect mother figure that will teach her own children the happiness of the restored gospel that she loves. She is a righteous example for everyone she interacts with and inspires everyone to be the best selves that they can be. Any man will be extremely lucky to have Bailey Smith in their life.

Example 1:
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out

Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!

by Car Of Secrecy October 26, 2019

Jesse Smith

A man with a average size cock of 14 inches, A 4 foot gang banger that can take on 15 big muscular black men at once in sex. Has never been known to cum because he lasts forever. On his free time he sticks about 257 twenty inch dildos in ever one of his holes, as well as his ears and belly button.

Jesse Smith is the master of all albino midget monkeys

by FatChodeMuncher November 8, 2022

Jasmine Smith

Jasmine Smith a woman who is in a relationship but is worth waiting 10 years for. Extremely beautiful, Intelligent, with a unique sense of humor. Kind and Caring but don’t cross her. Has a New Jersey attitude and will constantly cut you off mid sentence.

A Jasmine Smith is worth waiting for..

by Knicks1914 June 17, 2019