Baby Jeff

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.

Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!

by Franman September 28, 2009

Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells February 18, 2016

Bad Jeff

Someone who breaks lots of rules and is regarded as an asshole

"Hellspawn's role has been changed to 'Bad Jeff'"

by underscoretwitter May 13, 2017

Pull a Jeff

Excessive use of a credit card while ignoring the fact you have to pay the money back

I want to go to Cancun on Spring Break, but have no cash to pay for it, ill just Pull a Jeff.

by Fetal Gerth June 29, 2009

jeff nugs

a phrase used to describe the unimpressive looking or very small cannabis nuggets upon purchasing a bag of weed.

"Hey dude do you think this dealer will give me gas?"

"Hell nah that dude gives Jeff Nugs."

by stivodivo March 19, 2020

jeff up

to screw up really really bad

make sure you don’t jeff up.

by katealexander11 May 28, 2018

jeff gordon

As of April 10, 2005 a 71 time winner

On April 10, 2005 Jeff Gordon won the Advance Auto Parts 500

by Joe C April 10, 2005