Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden Ensor

Hayden Ensor is a legendary nopixel player and Leader of JCG, feared in all of Los Santos. Hayden is especially known for his silver “juicer Cut”, killer for the smallest reason, just being a menace to society and never losing a war.

“OMG it’s Hayden Ensor, do what he says or we might get killed”

by ESK mangement September 22, 2022

hayden lake

Hurricanes cabin is there and it's an awesome place to smoke and trip balls.

Friend: "you going to Hayden lake again?"
Me: "I'm trying to become one with nature!"

by T0rn4d0 April 13, 2014

john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person

Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.

by Hwood015 April 6, 2020

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018