Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Drug dump

After taking some class A drugs. Usually during the come up..then needing a shit.

(Andrew)Babs I'm coming up hard on those e's!

Think I need a drug dump?

(Claire) Sweet see you in abit lol

by Roood boy March 5, 2020

grump-a-dump

Grump-a-dump is a name for a person that is tres grumpy. Can also be known as a grumpasaurus!

OI stop being a grump-a-dump!

by Grumpasaurus May 31, 2006

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Dump cloud

The stank left behind when you take a dump

When I walked into the restroom the dump cloud hit me in the face like a bitch slap!

by Marfamcfab April 19, 2020

Jug-dump

Jug-dump aka jumpp means shit on someone's tits (male or female).

"Did someone jug-dump you? erk you need a shower!"
"Jumpp a man for a day and he will squeal like a muthafucka for a lifetime." Confucius.

by ninjabinja August 27, 2013

Hillbilly Dump

Verb- the action of dropping the tailgate of a truck, driving in reverse and slamming on the brakes to forcefully and effectively "dump" whats in the bed.

alright guys, were going to have to do this quick... were going to hillbilly dump it...

by Hogwild87 December 10, 2010