Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".

"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."

by Serisin December 12, 2017

golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016

Canadian Butthole

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

by Remo Gold August 7, 2019

canadian waterfall

When you jerk your meat above your girls mouth and let the cum flow smoothly out your dick.

I'm about to do a Canadian waterfall on your ass.

by I'm 2nd.0 July 18, 2017

Canadian Convoy

The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".

Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!

by 50Gunner1984 March 11, 2022

Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.

Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.

by superminun October 17, 2018

Canadian Carpool

Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.

That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.

by Gabemoto April 14, 2014