Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

by Salt18 November 18, 2016

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".

Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

by snagglesnark April 27, 2014

Canadian Blower

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.

Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.

by 123bdk February 24, 2021

Canadian rage

A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once

Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?

Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.

Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.

by Lunar_potatoes778 October 28, 2015

canadian waterfall

When you jerk your meat above your girls mouth and let the cum flow smoothly out your dick.

I'm about to do a Canadian waterfall on your ass.

by I'm 2nd.0 July 18, 2017

golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016