Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucks Screamer

A basic bitch that orders a pumpkin spice latte but is later informed that it’s out of season and starts cursing at the barista.

Karen ordered a pumpkin spice latte in which they did not have so Karen turned into a Starbucks Screamer.

by iGotSnipedInTheFace April 12, 2021

Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017

Starbucked

Throwing a starbucks coffee at an annoying white girls face.

Tina kept on going on about John so I starbucked her.

by Jputt November 6, 2013

Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345

White

Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345 is so basic like factory settings

by Nagisa1k May 13, 2022

Starbucks Stamp

White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!

Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!

by WTF2023 June 19, 2023

Starbucks

The white peoples place to go when they really want that bullshit coffe

I really want a starbucks right now because i`m a white girl from norway

by 123588 November 20, 2017