Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

Max Richarding it

Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.

Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.

by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010

Logan Richards

Coolest guy out there he has the best smile and he always makes people laugh. He’s inducted but shouldint be because he’s awesome. Logan’s always are hot and are amazing at football but better at basketball. They hang around good people but always have one good friend who keeps them on their feet Logan’s are truely amazing

Girl: omg the Logan Richards guy is so cute

Boy : he must be one of the boys

by Anonymous wide receiver November 8, 2020

Pulled a Richard

When one has extreme amounts of luck in a video game

Damian: Bro, how did he kill me??
Brian: He pulled a Richard on you

by Bowtechfuel69 June 24, 2018

Richard Farina

a leader of the '60s counterculture folk-rock scene, he was friends with Bob Dylan. His wife, Mimi, was Joan Baez's sister, who was at that time dating Dylan. Richard died in 1966 in a motorcycle crash, which put a damper on his musical career. who knows how famous/influential he would have become otherwise...

A shocking number of influential musicians died in the '60s and '70s.

ex: Richard Farina

by SuperKabob37 August 28, 2010

Richard Fitswell

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.

Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!

Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.

Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?

Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!

by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022