Nolan

people named Nolan are some of the most perfect people you could ever meet. they are an angel and people swear that they came from heaven because of how perfect they are. if you have a Nolan in your life then you’re really lucky because you will never find anyone else like them. they are one of the most perfect angels anybody could ever ask for. i love you <3

Person 1: “Nolan is so perfect!”
Person 2: “I know right they are an angel.”

by Nola :) August 31, 2021

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Nolan

mad cute but also sucks ass at cooking

Nolan sucks at cooking

by TheRealFoodCritic March 28, 2024

Nolan Quigley

My best friend Nolan he is

Nolan Quigley my best friend

by anonymous July 25, 2022

Nolan

Someone who doesn't go outside his room, and is antisocial

Stop being a Nolan, and go outside

by Smartguyyyy February 6, 2020

Nolan

Nolan is gay dude who is closeted but everyone knows he gay. He also love goth girls and isn’t afraid to show it, but in reality he’s gay

Hey dude, look there goes Nolan. Yeah he’s so gay.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019