Luke

A kid who looks homeless but is not.

Everyone thinks down of Luke but he is different inside.

by Lukesfriend November 11, 2019

Luke

A man who's good a Clash Royale but nothing else. He has really bad writing and really long hair. When he cuts his hair he looks so different you don't recognize him. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes.

Wow Luke, how do you read your writing?

by abc123987zxy July 15, 2017

Luke

A person with many spots all over their body with an incredibly bad sense of fashion

"Look at that boy with 3000 zits and that horrible yellow puffer, his name must be Luke"

by Nacrashtaymarayoona May 4, 2018

Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.

"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

Luke

A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.

"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"

by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019

Luke

Luke is a kind loving person that will stop at nothing to get a Willy in his bum for 100% of the time. He rides a motorbike that has a robotic dildo attached to engine and the seat that moves up and down on each engine stroke. He says he has a girlfriend (which is probably maybe true) but his real fetish is gay white incest midget porn that he beats his chicken to. But don’t let that fool you he is the most kind loving person if you own a strap-on (a big black 42” one). ;)

That Luke is super loving and caring I wonder why.

by Big daddy strap-on October 29, 2018

Luke

Luke, a guy who can be a bit dirty-minded at times, however; he’s a great guy in general. He’s funny, handsome and (most likely) popular.

Luke.

by whnskiesaregrey April 25, 2019