cow girl

A female that likes to literally ride up and down a man's penis, or something resembling the male genitalia.

Briana Banks, loves riding the cock, she's a true cow girl.

by youknowit April 11, 2003

cow cunt

A extremely dumb person

"so yu buy dem shoes fuh $100 and duh got places dat selling dem at $20? you is a real cow cunt"

by manwithart June 29, 2012

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020

Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you

look at the mega cow bitch

by mega cow February 10, 2017

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017