A female that likes to literally ride up and down a man's penis, or something resembling the male genitalia.
by youknowit April 11, 2003
Get the cow girlmug. by manwithart June 29, 2012
Get the cow cuntmug. An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.
by Danny SS August 30, 2005
Get the cows cockmug. by angeltufts. March 14, 2009
Get the pus cowmug. by cow penis June 24, 2020
Get the cow penismug. Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.
Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.
by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022
Get the Club Cowmug. by mega cow February 10, 2017
Get the mega cowmug.