your mom!

stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex

someone: so what did you do last night?

You: your mom!

by angelaa... March 19, 2008

your mom

A random come back that doesnt really mean any thing.

Billy-You suck
Kent-You suck
Billy-Your MOM sucks

by Jac Tipe June 10, 2006

your mom

1.when one cracks a joke the end is your mom.
2.the peroson who concived you

hahah that person just threw up, your mom just threw up

by you moma February 19, 2010

Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

your mom

it means after every sentence someone says you say your mom

random guy:whats for homework tonight
me:your mom

by guy with your mom February 13, 2017

your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

your mom

An answer everyone seems to be giving to any question these days. But Little Kids don't seem to get it.

Little Kid: What's the problem!?
Girl:Your mom!
Little Kid: What did you say bout my mom?
Girl: She's the problem!
Little kid punches girl.

by meh.che.meh February 28, 2010