yankee doodler

It's when you eat al dente macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you add salt to the pasta water in which you cook the macaroni for the Yankee Doodler, or is that considered poor form?

by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022

Yankees fan

1. A greaseball from the slums of the bronx that wears a wife-beater and claims he is italian despite making his “pasta” with prego or ragu sauce. He claims to be a yankee supporter so he has a chance to identify with the glory and success they have achieved, because he knows he will never achieve self fulfillment by himself. 2. A snobby stock broker who doesnt know what a sac fly is, yet sits behind home plate every game claiming to be a diehard fan yelling slurs at bostonians for simply existing. Takes the entire rivalry way too far, openly supporting dzhokhar tsarnaev for sticking it up to beantown. And finally 3. A random child from anywhere in the world who is a fair weather fan and a bandwagon who wont cheer his local purely because they are losing. He is not popular at school, has pimples, is tubby, weak, unattractive, mentally slow, and wants to feel like a winner so he relies on the success of the yankees to feel good about himself despite the fact hes a closeted homosexual.

Hey thats jimmy hes that fat kid who always gets picked last cause hes a yankees fan

“He looks gross”

by Notthatbitchkaleigh August 7, 2022

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

by No name nun November 2, 2014

Scared Yank

When there is something out there, coming for you. It might be miles away, or it could be right outside lurking in the gloom and pitch blackness. Where ever it is, it draws closer with each stride it takes, completely mad with the thought of tearing your flesh and snapping your limbs. It could be at your throat at any moment, and each crick and creak you hear is a reminder that your next breath may be your last. You've never heard it, you've never seen it, all you know is that it's coming. And as fear and dread consume your every waking moment, all you can think about, is touching yourself.

Poor bastard, we don't have and ID on the body, he's a John Doe. We have no idea what did this to him, but it looks like he had enough time to have a scared yank before it got him.

by Andyman96 September 16, 2015

Hand Yank

A type of handshake used by alpha males to assert their dominance over the recipient of the handshake. Often used, and made famous, by Donald Trump, It involve grabbing the subject's hand firmly, yanking it towards yourself and maintaining the lock for as long as possible.

An awkward scene was created as the captains of both rival teams attempted to hand yank each other.

by TechnophileDude June 25, 2017

retard yankee

An american that can’t differentiate you and you’re, probably has never taken his shoes off since mama bought him his first pairs of vans.

Me: Retard yankee!
American: Your retard!

by gulugu February 2, 2020

YouTube Yankees

Non-American kids (particularly British kids) that are developing American accents and dialects from watching too much YouTube (or YouToob as they now pronounce it).

They may sometimes be known as AOLs

“My kids now call the school toilets “the bathroom” they’re such YouTube Yankees”.

“My kid just asked me if I could buy them some “candy” from the “store”, I told them they could have some “sweets from the shop“ and to stop being such a YouTube Yankee!”.

by Wurdsmiv March 13, 2021