myspace legs

usually demonstrated on someone's myspace pictures, but can be displayed in real life. the knees point inwards, as do the feet and can be found on most girls aged between 15-17's myspace pictures. can cause difficulty in activities such as swimming, athletics and being socially acceptable.

"did you see her new myspace picture?"
"yeah she's got a bad case of myspace legs!"

by jenniferjenniferjennifer July 30, 2006

leg tits

Two large pouches of flesh which, in the morbidly obese, hang over from the lower abdomen covering the thighs. The presence of leg tits causes the appearance of an extra set of lower breasts, which protrude from around the lap area. Makes to leg tit-ee walk with a saunter.

Whoa, look at the leg tits on that woman!

by hesher3557 August 13, 2006

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.

Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.

by adiejan January 16, 2011

Leg fap

When a girl has a leg gap and a FUPA

"Have you seen that chick Sally? She has a leg fap."

by malcolmsex69 December 9, 2014