wedding quickie

When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.

Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.

Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.

by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020

Coolest Outfit for Weddings

An embroidered kurta paired with Sin Denims will make you standout. It is definitely the coolest, sexiest and the most comfortable outfit option for the wedding season.

Let me search for the coolest outfit for weddings

by Sin Denim November 24, 2021

bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.

We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.

by mouse wheel April 23, 2020

wed nos

a hot man that likes men

“That is a wed nos moment.”

by FanaticSiren June 20, 2021

German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist

“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”

by Jim reeve March 20, 2019

wedding serumony

A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.

If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.

"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022