Bacon watch

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.

Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.

by Barkovi April 25, 2012

Watching Movies

{Verb} It just basically means incest.

(IM) Hey, well, I got to go.. I''' be watching movies with my sister.
(IM response) Really? What is that? Is that like, code word for incest?
(IM) Mmhmm.

by Sweeten May 26, 2008

People Watching

when people with no lives or losers who go out to watch people because they nothing better to do.
P.S. This is my sister

Fred: What did you do last night?
Loser:I went people watching.
Fred: What?
Loser: People watching, its when you go and watch random people.
Fred:you need to get a life.

by Jim Rule December 28, 2005

whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).

Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!

by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009

suicide watch

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.

"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."

by Pigpen Jen September 11, 2006

power-watch

To fast-forward through a movie and only watch the good parts in order to save time.

-Yea, he's power-watching Battlestar Galactica on my computer

by sofififi June 12, 2011

Watch and yearn

A variation of the common phrase "watch and learn", used when demonstrating an action so difficult and skillful that viewers would never be able to "learn" how to do it, simply "yearn" to one day be able to pull off such an act.

Jonathan Ross: Oit Russ, that Katy Perry bird is lookin' mightly fine tonight. If only I'd shacked up wiv someone that looked like that.....

Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....

I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.

by Kittenhead July 22, 2011