To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.
Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
by almoh June 14, 2011
Get the Wake up and skip the scene mug.You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
by Sandra Browning April 22, 2008
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Get the wake up with jake up mug.A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.
Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008
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Can be used when waking up both men and women, sing them a little jingle. "The best part of waking up, is peepa in your butt!"
by Wan Lee March 19, 2010
Get the The Best Part of Waking Up mug.Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.
Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!
by Fearman November 24, 2007
Get the wake up! time to die mug.This is someone who wakes and bakes everyday, and also gets high before during and after all classes.
You also have to get high every lunch and take 2 oxy codine pills with 2 shots of vodka and be late to all classes.
You also have to get high every lunch and take 2 oxy codine pills with 2 shots of vodka and be late to all classes.
Two Turds: Hey billy, whats up?
Wake n Bake Billy: Nothin much, i already blazed 3 times today.
Two Turds: nice, you wanna blaze at lunch again?
Wake n Bake Billy: Ya of corse, i also have some oxycodine and vodka if u want some.
Wake n Bake Billy: Nothin much, i already blazed 3 times today.
Two Turds: nice, you wanna blaze at lunch again?
Wake n Bake Billy: Ya of corse, i also have some oxycodine and vodka if u want some.
by The KlNG OF KRUNK May 2, 2011
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