velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023

velvet and veneer

The coolest villains out there

Velvet and Veneer are the coolest villains out there

by Veneers.boyfriend November 30, 2023

red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.

We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.

by James Gresham December 19, 2023

Velvet monster

A woman's pussy

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.

by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023

Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'

"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."

by Jackyjim January 8, 2022

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

Velvet

smooth and outgoing, pretty goated

Bro that was velvet asf

by the greatest word person guy January 20, 2022