vegetarian 

The wimp a** jellyfish of the human race, I refer to them as jellyfish because vegetarians are spineless, gelatenous, and over 98 percent water (from not eating enough raw beef.)They often think they are in on some righteous cause to save Gods creatures. The same creatures, in fact, that God specifically named out for man to use as food. Gee, I guess the Lords creatures arent good enough for vegetarians.

Look! A vegetarian! Lets burn it's wheat!

vegetarian by Fucking Clay, Bitches September 17, 2005

Vagitarian 

A lesbian. A girl who doesn't like 'meat.'
Can be shortened to 'Vaggie.'

"Ellen Degeneres is a massive vagitarian"
"Man I want to watch a pair of vagitarians"
"Molly is a vaggie, she doesn't like salami/pork sword/meat or two veg"

Vagitarian by porksword007 June 9, 2009

Vagitarian 

To only date/hook up with girls that do not have beef curtains

Jim: I want to set up Todd with Jill
Bob: It will never work, I've dated Jill, she has crazy beef curtains
Jim: So?
Bob: Todd is a strict Vagitarian. He won't even contemplate it

Vagitarian by Busty Larue June 23, 2015

Vegetarian 

A homosexual who abstains from gay sex.

He don't eat meat. He gots to be a vegetarian.

Vegetarian by Dirty.red June 7, 2016

Semi-Vegetarian 

Someone who wants to give up eating red meat but isn't crazy enough to give up the best red meats like philly cheesesteak, fillet mignon, or bacon.

"I can't eat that Wendy's burger but I can eat a Philly cheesesteak because I'm a semi-vegetarian.

Semi-Vegetarian by David the Punisher November 20, 2009

Vegetarian Vampire 

A phrase which really makes no sense, based on the previous definition listed here. BUT, a definition that would make the phrase more sensible would be "A vampire who does not consume human/animal flesh". But then what's the point of being a vampire??? It just doesn't make sense.

Person 1: Ever hear of a vegetarian vampire?

Person 2: That's not even possible!

Vegetarian Vampire by Worder3440 April 3, 2009

Vegetariat 

A vegetarian who is confused about life and sexuality.

Guy 1: He's such a Vegetariat!
Guy 2: Oh, I know, I can't tell if he is gay or straight

Vegetariat by Jizzy JJJJJJJJJJ August 25, 2008