placenta tree

After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.

the family picnic will be out by the placenta tree

by raino77 January 8, 2010

Cyclops Tree

Eye Wood, or I would. A cyclops has an eye and a tree has wood. It is safe to say cyclops tree in public. It is the equivelent of saying I would smash (a girl or guy)

*hot girl walks by*
Jaq: "Damn dude you seein' what im seein'..."
Niqi: "CYCLOPS TREEEEEEEEE!!"

by Kooktrainlingo June 6, 2015

faggot in a tree

Edward Cullen.

Look, a faggot in a tree!

by Crazyglambert August 21, 2010

pum pum tree

When your girl has a freakishly hairy vagina and it looks like a tree - the words pum pum coming from how you pummel it cause she your girl -often used in Birmingham as slang

Jim: yo my girls pum pum tree is peng
Mate: you should totally go to town on your pum pum ya know

Jim: maybe I will fam

by Jimthedestroyer123 June 8, 2018

Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself

Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree

by ¿Dean? February 13, 2007

tree rat

derogatory term for a monkey (not apes )

Oh, look at that little tree rat twitch at 33 seconds.

by Default_User May 22, 2017