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boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries
Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.
by Ross danish August 30, 2016
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boo boo ton

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!
by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017
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Ton

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021
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pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.
That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!
by Jebaah April 7, 2014
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Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards
This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine
by $@//? October 20, 2018
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Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.
I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?
by Duckenheim April 6, 2020
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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