toilet scar

The stripe of fecal matter that is sometimes left behind when the toilet is flushed.

After dropping the kids at the pool, I noticed I'd left quite a toilet scar.

by RangerX February 04, 2004

toilet baby

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.

Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.

by kumar0009 November 14, 2007

toilet sink

A Japanese style toilet with built in sink faucet. Clean water travels through the sink faucet before filling the toilet tank.

Toilet Sink picture: www.toiletsink.com

by TTAADD October 20, 2005

toilet hover

Squatting over a toilet while masturbating

I pulled a toilet hover in the rest stop earlier but missed and spunked on the floor.

by Keep on Chimping in the free world May 20, 2003

Toilet Tuba

See Bowl Echo

I though I had to take a crap but it was Just gas so I ended up playing the Toilet Tuba.

by KangolKRS September 26, 2011

toilet surfing

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

by toilet-surfer May 08, 2008

toilet girl

- a girl a guy just uses for sex when he can't find any girls he's actually interested in dating.

- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.

- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.

A: Wow! Is Andy finally dating someone?

B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.

by pseudo nom December 15, 2010