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mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.
She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"
by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016
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Gramel Toe

Noun: A Gramel Toe is where the area of the body known as the vagina becomes squished up within the fabric of the clothing around this area. This variation on the original 'Camel Toe' is specifically found in the older population, eg. OAP's, Elderly, Retired persons.
Whoa, check out that GILF over there with the gramel toe.
by The darkest warrior April 25, 2010
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Toe-in-the-butt

A game whereas a son-in-law tries to shove his big toe in the butt cheeks’ of his in-laws.
Hey Cheryl, would you like to play Toe-in-the-butt? My big toe needs to fill a hole.
by TITB Reigning Champ February 1, 2022
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Mamil Toe

A Mamil Toe occurs when a mamil (middle aged man in Lycra, i.e. cyclist) is wearing pants so tight that his genitalia are practically exposed.
I was getting a lot of smiles at the bike shop, then I realized it was because I was sporting a mean mamil toe.
by Southoc November 1, 2013
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Stanky Toe

- A sexual technique utilized whilst one party is performing oral sex on another in a kneeling and/or lying position. The person receiving oral (the "Stank-ER") then utilizes their big toe of either foot to tease and/or penetrate the vagina and/or anus of the person performing oral sex (the "Stank-EE").
Eric: I was a legit "stanker" last night.
Seth: Yo, you was WHAT?
Eric: A "stanker". She was blowing me and I gave her the "Stanky Toe"
Seth: Ya, cono! Bro, you raw, dawg!
by #imfukkedup January 20, 2019
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Cookie toes

The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.
by Daone123 April 24, 2022
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Spock Toes

A Bridgewater, MA resident's strange case of split-toes, wishing all that pass to "live long and prosper."
"I suddenly feel so much better about life after giving a pedicure to that woman with Spock Toes!"
by Kbombious July 29, 2009
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