where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.
Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.
by mandingoe June 15, 2004
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get your shine box

From the movie Goodfellas. Billie Bats tells Joe Pesci's character to "Go get your shine box" because he used to shine the gangsters shoes.

1: A way of putting someone in their place
2: Telling someone to go fuck themselves
3: Another way of saying "Fuck You" without saying "Fuck You"
4: Letting some one who thinks they are "big time" know you remember when they weren't shit.
Hillary: I am the new president of the United States.

Trump: Go get your shine box.
by Cal Naughton Jr. February 21, 2016
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you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
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shined up big rig

A heavy(fat) girl that is still hot
damn thats a shined up big rig i wouldn't mind takin for a ride
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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where the sun don't shine

Seattle, Washington - a city rumored to have limitless precipitation
The man had a few extra crates of umbrellas, so I told him to stick them where the sun don't shine.
by pengpeng July 05, 2007
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don't fade my shine

bringing someone who is in a good mood down, humiliating someone in public
I was talking to this girl and Paul came up and said I had herpes. So I told him "don't fade my shine" cock-blocker.
by BDRed March 26, 2009
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Shining light from above

A "Shining light from above" is a self-indulged term used by horrible liars, and devious perverts whom start sexual endeavors and then blame the intimate moment on the other person. Often said when accused of being a souless harpy queen, or just a sklut in a defensive manner. But generally it's used when an unwanted, yet true insult is insinuated or brought up.

Often misconstruded with something pure, or holy. Or just shiny rays of light falling forth from the sky, but in reality it's just a claim of innocence to mask ones extreme level of naughtyness and ones insatiable sexual appetite.
" Hey D, you started the hotel thing. "

" Shut up, I would never do that, I am a shining light from above! "
by Little Spooky Sprout April 28, 2010
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