chris

coolest awsomest funniest guy in the world. everyone wants to be around a chris. a chris will cheer u up in the worst day of ur life.

boy1: hey u know chris
boy2: no but i want too

by dumplings dueball June 20, 2013

Chris

Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.

Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me!

Scott: Oh what a Chris!

by Scottie/Chrissy's posey May 09, 2011

Chris

The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on myspace.

Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?

by Jesse McCloskey November 15, 2006

Chris

The kind of person nobody likes and is extremely annoying

That kid acts like a Chris

by yo mom mate February 19, 2017

Chris

This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight

random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away

by cooliohooliohunter October 16, 2020

Chris

Some ugly guy who was most likely named after a movie character.

small penis. wouldnt fuck

"That Chris is a douchebag."

by welpUwU May 28, 2019

Chris

basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper

everybody hates chris

by nina faye November 16, 2018