A (usually male) individual who lifts weights and/or uses steroids (juice) to attain a grotesque, reddened, mesomorphic physical state, which they accentuate by wearing tiny tank-tops and grim, constipated expressions.
The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.
Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.
A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.
Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.
Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.
Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.
A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.
Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.
Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
"The weight area at my gym is full of Beef Monsters!"
"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."
Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"
Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."
Girl A: "I am disgusted."
"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."
Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"
Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."
Girl A: "I am disgusted."
by OldBay March 13, 2009
An expression originating in APUSH classes, 'hanging beef' is a phrase generally left up to one's imagination, although it has an undoubtedly dirty connotation. It can also refer to the subject of a painting from the Ashcan School of Art in America's Gilded Age. Related words: extra roast beef, hanging ham
by EHS2012 January 24, 2011
1. A bitch (nasty person) who has rat features (teeth, general stance etc), or who has rat like qualities (high pitched squeak, high heart rate etc).
2. Applied to women with rather meaty vaginas.
2. Applied to women with rather meaty vaginas.
by billjim December 04, 2006
is when one party A has a problem that cannot be resolved with proper debate or discussion with party B. This unresolved issue will grow exponentially until someone leaves the country. The article "beef" of the word beefmix can be used interchangeably with whatever word the conflict resolves around. Example, "stepmom mix"
by xavierpremed October 19, 2007
as in "Jamaican Beef Patty". Yellow on the outside, black on the inside... an individual of asian decent who embraces African American street culture, idioms, and behaviour.
After Fred Suen moved to the Bronx and began hanging out with the black kids in high school he adopted their urban culture and became a beef patty
by jct April 21, 2006
by Mr Greenz February 02, 2009
by fashanu April 23, 2003