cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by monkey April 21, 2005

Tipping

Tipping the end of the penis backwards into ones anus while shifting ones testicles to ones side

After tacking his testicles to his legs, Evan's mum watched on as he started tipping himself

by selmonkey January 16, 2010

Cow Tipping

When a thin male has sex with a abnormally large female.

"Hey Tom, how was cow tipping last night?"

by Johnny Go Good. June 19, 2007

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Tipping

Verb: The act of offering weed to be smoked.

After John packed us two bowls of weed his friends started tipping.

by UhhYeahhiGetcha July 12, 2010

cow tipping

Going up to a sleeping cow and push it over

it is posible you have to have about six people and run very fast at it

hey look a sleeping cow

by Townie killer November 12, 2004

Cow Tipping

When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.

i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.

by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015