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Thirsty

Larry is thirsty
by Usksjsh May 28, 2025
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Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously
Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.
by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025
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Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
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Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle
Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster
by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024
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Thirsty

adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”
Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024
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Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
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