Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021

supermodel treatment

Telling someone you want them to arrive at something or meet you earlier than you actually do out of the knowledge that they will be late for whatever it is you want them there for.

They arrived on time because he gave her the supermodel treatment.

by adirudi February 28, 2011

The Chonodom's treatment

the definition of when the enemy team dives you with full HP and proceed to camp your lane. Rinse and repeat.

G2 wunder is getting the Chonodom's treatment.

by Drollestbugle10 November 3, 2019

T.A.R. Treatment

(AKA Tape And Rape Treatment) To tape someone with duct tape and then rape them, using the duct tape as an escape prevention tool.

Rhonda said she liked Ketut and went back on what she said; looks like its the T.A.R. Treatment for her!

by Big A.P.S. May 31, 2014

The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.

I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!

by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025

Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it

We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment

by goodisfed December 16, 2022

" " Treatment

When you have gay anal sex with another man without their consent. Usually is painful.

You put someone's name who has been a victim of this in front of "treatment"

Ex. "MICHAEL JACKSON" treatment

Zach: I'm gonna give you the "treatment"

Jayden: "Noooooooooo"

" " Treatment: When you have gay anal sex with another man without their consent. Usually is painful.

by John Ham Gyatt April 11, 2024