Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.

Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.

by David Plays July 2, 2018

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018

Toad

A ruthless mushroom you will save the princess if he had the chance,no one believes in him but he is a fierce person.

Wow toad is a pipsquek
No he’s a savage

by Paparazzi smasher October 25, 2018

Wiskernut toad

the Wiskernut toad is a mix between a car whisker a walnut and a toad

oh my god that is a Wiskernut toad

by lily pad7047 September 18, 2020

crying toad

When someone is sad and crying . Could describe someone who is coming on their period

Please be nice to be , I ’m a crying toad today .

by Amme nna February 21, 2024

Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS

Maurus:Oh no Toad
Toad:Give me HEAD
Maurus: "Aghhh"

by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021