smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

Smooth

Another way of saying “type shit”.

“I’m going to have some noodles for dinner.” “Ok, smooth.”

by Koria Cousley November 14, 2024

smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011

flips smooth out

actscrazy, goes nuts, behaves like they have lost their mind

My baby is experiencing separation anxiety. When I leave the room she flips smooth out and starts screaming like its the end of the world.

My Mom saw my report card and flipped smooth out because I got an F. She started taking away all my stuff xbox, my phone, my shoes, my bed.....

by Meangirl#3 November 6, 2012

Smooth Brain Moron

When you reply with something smart to a idiot streamer. Famously used by a British world of tanks player that cannot get good dpg's in overpowered tanks.

"What a smooth brain moron" - Will (Quickybaby) Frampton

by PotatoCrusher May 21, 2023

Smooth brained Robbie

A smooth brained robbie is an individual who is unaware of modern slang. They can try but they still won't grasp the current slang, truly they will never be hip with the teens. If you encounter a "smooth brained Robbie" do not hesitate to laugh at their incompetence, because it is funny.

Jeff: "that was awesome, no cap"
Robbie: "why aren't you wearing a hat? Its cold outside."
Jeff: "oh you poor smooth brained robbie".

by Soggyfroggy February 22, 2022