simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022

Simp

Simp

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
(Snarky steel boy)

God Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu Is such a big simp. He left the boys for some big handed violent women.

by The one and only phantom thief October 16, 2020

simp

army

your are a simp

by an Army's little brother September 2, 2021

SIMP

What you are

You are a simp deal with it

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeekiiiiiddddd August 25, 2020

Simp

Lesbians who think other lesbians are the shit but aren't as bad as incels who are loser dudes who think a woman is the shit.

Yo, Jacky is such as simp for that egirl.

by Pdiddy5 January 7, 2021

Simp

A man that will do anything for a woman just to get a little action.

Ansen is a massive simp

by RandomInternetGuy4523 May 29, 2020

Simp

Pokimane followers

Woah, he has become a Simp from following Pokimane on Twitch

by Redacted2 April 15, 2020