Mac a Shit

To shit ones pants so badly that it flattens out like a beef pattie

Your ass has a lump, did you Mac a shit?
Hey your kid stinks, I think he mac’d a shit

by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020

Dirty mac

Or dirty macing. A dirty Mac is a foo whose trying to get at the same female as yourself . And when your not present the “ dirty mac” starts macing to the female real dirty . Like salting your name and game .. talking bad about you when your not there to try and win the pussy …

Ehh homie why u tell Yolla the whip was yours when I stole the MF …. That’s that lame game DIRTY MAC bullshit !!

by GuttersGARAGE March 11, 2022

mac-session

to flirt or mac, for a period of time

Jan- "i just totally had a mac-session with that guy over there".

by al;sjkdfal;fjl;jk qopirqoprtwi July 28, 2012

Mac and Queasy

When you get bad stomach aches or other side affects after you eat Mac and Cheese. Not any other dairy products, however, just Mac and Cheese.

Robert suddenly started gagging while eating his Mac and Cheese at school lunch.
Harriet comes up to Robbert, worried.
"Hey, are you OK?" she asks.
"Yeah," Robbert utters, "I'm just feeling Mac and Queasy."
"I feel you, they put some strange stuff into these school meals..."

by FitzOfFury May 26, 2018

Mac and Cheese

God's pasta. The most heavenly of foods (and the cheesiest)

Oh boy, I could really go for some mac and cheese right.

by Death By Skeletons May 26, 2019

Mac owner

A useless windbage that creams his pants every time he sees a shiny metal object produced by Apple. Mac owners like to ride Steve jobs dead carcass to completion.

Mac owner: wanna head to a coffee shop and sit there staring at the google homepage for 45 minutes

by Blacksantaclauz July 8, 2018

Chili mac

When trevor Mosby puts his dick in a poopy ass

Hey did you hear about what happened to karena last night

"Yeah I heard she got chili macced by trevor"

"WOW bill that trevor sure is a chili maccing machine

by Doofinator October 26, 2018