Olive Garden

Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.

Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)

Child: AaH

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021

Jimmy Garden

someone who loves jimmy stewart but they have a love for jimmy that they want to be apart of his little garden, you know it like a lil fam. to show love to the jimmy garden, there’s a flag (flag on ig: blank_face_boggie)

Ayo we need the jimmy garden

The jimmy garden can handle that

How dare you disrespect the jimmy garden

by jimmygardenforever August 16, 2021

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021

subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

Gorilla garden

A female lady garden overgrown and coarse like gorilla hair

As I slid down her body my head was level with her nether region. My god she needed to trim as I coped a mouth full of her gorilla garden

by Arse mustard August 20, 2013

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011

Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.

Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.

by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011