corn bread

1. A food commonly eaten by big booty black bitches.

2. Ur ass cherry(virginity),

Yo Shanana pass the mothe fuckin cornbread you black greedy bitch.

O shit my corn bread just got stolen by buba the inmate after i dropped the soap. My ass will never be the same.

by Dan Junker March 31, 2003

Corn Flute

The gaseous wind instrument which makes very high pitched farting noises when the perfect array of food cosumption, buttcheek clinching and riboflavin levels in the blood are present. Riboflavin aka rip-o-flavin is the mineral that allows for proper rectal sphincter contraction. Corn flutes may be forged by shaving your ass crack and having taco bell for dinner. Many yoga like leg positions can be tried for the perfect note. When done correctly, the corn flute produces corniferous melodies of symphonic delight. Start by tuning for A# or A sharp, but do be careful for if too much puckering is used you could experience A SHARP pain in your corn-eye. Happy cornfluting for all of the poo-sicians out there. ENJOY!

I had the most graceful piece of music fly out of my corn flute last evening. It was like I had orchestrated the bean burrito concierto. When playing high notes from your corn flute you may irritate canine ears from afar.

by Choobon November 3, 2007

Corn Pong

A piece of poop with corn in it.

I ate too much corn on the cob at the picnic and the next morning I was shooting out corn pong's.

by Mr. Pimp Daddy December 8, 2006

corn dick

A corn dick is a stupid hick/redneck/backwards ass country fuck who is oblivious to anything other than hunting/bad country music/farming/and of course, corn. They loooove corn. Whenever you see a corn dick it is customary to give out a corn dick call, which you do so by using a very high pitched and loud voice and say: "UHH-WHOOUUUH, CORN!" high pitched emphasis should go into the 'OUUUH' bit followed by yelling corn in the most hick ass accent you can muster.

When a big dumb ford truck drives by with retarded ass stacks in the back and is blaring some stupid sad country song about how some whiney ass country fag got dumped while you and your friends can do nothing but laugh at pointing out how big of a douche bag corn dick the guy is as you call out to him using the trademark corndick call.

by Lockesmith November 8, 2011

Corn Modulator

A mixed drink composed primarily of grain alcohol, corn whiskey, and corn syrup.

Person One: Dude, check out the corn modulator I made! Want a sip?

Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.

by Harframic Dioxide November 2, 2022

carnal corn

Corn discovered in a partner's stool after anal sex

So Sasha had corn on the cob for dinner and then you plowed her in the ass?
Yeah, dude. Serious carnal corn.

by Johnny Blackjack July 30, 2015

Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can

The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.

by The Prebeltuckian January 16, 2020