Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022
Get the Texas Breakfastmug. I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.
by Originalnilson December 12, 2012
Get the Computer Breakfastmug. A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.
by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 11, 2021
Get the Mario's breakfastmug. by bighonkingweasel August 28, 2020
Get the Slag's Breakfastmug. An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.
by Pony Danza April 16, 2023
Get the Japanese Breakfastmug. by Fortnite Breakfast April 27, 2021
Get the Fortnite breakfastmug. During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021
Get the Breakfast Pizzamug.