Russian Kid

We all o that one person that is obsessed with Russia finds it very on often named Emma. CANT figure out how to do simple math but is somehow in advance math

Emma is an idot also a Russian kid,

by CANADIAN KID124 April 28, 2021

Russian Quaker

Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian.

Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast.

by Zip117 January 14, 2009

russian duck

A nickname and play on words for a fast meal. e.g., "Rush in, duck out."

Alright, recruits, we're having russian duck for chow! Be back in formation outside the mess hall in three minutes. Fall out!

by RipVanB September 12, 2013

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

russian droolette

When a man is in a room full of women (preferably sluts or skanks). Each girl has 30 seconds to give him head before the next girl's turn. The girl who receives the moneyshot loses.

I know shes a spitter, cause I saw her lose a game if russian droolette.

by Jack Diesel April 1, 2016

Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.

I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.

by Minksie February 17, 2010