ghetto professional

A form of simple business attire favored by IT workers that consists of unkempt hair, untucked shirts, loose jeans and sneakers or docs.

The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.

by djalexdeep January 20, 2011

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Drinker

The Don

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don

by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022

Professional ranter

A person who rants about something professionally.

The Nerd character from the James Rolfe's AVGN webseries is a good example of a professional ranter

by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023

professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent

It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018