Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!
by Painfullee September 5, 2018
Get the Junk Trunkingmug. "Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."
by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021
Get the Space Junkmug. by VerminSupreme November 9, 2016
Get the Junk-A-Dunkmug. by J. Lincoln December 22, 2008
Get the Junk-a-stunkmug. by rheffner2000 September 30, 2017
Get the Thug Junkmug. Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 8, 2010
Get the Certified Junkmug. DAMN I GOT JUNKED BY HIM.. HE SAID HE LOVED ME BUT I GOT JUNKED..DON'T JUNK ME ..I AIN'T NO ONES JUNK.. SHE WAS JUNK...HE SOLD ME JUNK...I AM THE JUNK...SHE GOT JUNKED BY HIM
by nunu227 November 22, 2013
Get the junk memug.