*cough*

A word used to show the action of coughing

Bork: *cough*
Bork 2: Covid?

by anonymouidhqfb iqwf September 20, 2020

alpha cough

Means, I'll fuck off

Hey cashier, alpha cough!

by coolcraft January 1, 2020

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Cough break

1. A break to cough.

2. A break from activity due to cough as suggested by #45 Donald Trump 🍊🤡
3. A break to go smoke, usually weed. #420

I'm going out for a cough break, you have any rolling papers?

by Rev Jim D June 21, 2019

Alabama cough syrup

Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.

Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup

by godofwordsand man April 30, 2023

The Fucking Cough

What adj does every time he comes back on to the mic to reintroduce himself. It is Adj’s way of letting you know that he is no longer afk.

Adj: *cough*
Ben: THE FUCKING COUGH
Taylor: SHUT UP ADJ
Sam: Callagher
Dan: I’m chilking :)

by crafter97 June 15, 2022

Cough Drops

The dried spots on the inside of your windshield (windscreen) or outside of your computer monitor.

Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.

I had to clean the cough drops off my computer monitor, again.

by Miss Pirette August 5, 2021