canadian mudpie

The act of two females shitting inside each other’s asses and then proceeding to complement each other.

Bro, these two girls did a Canadian mudpie in front of me last night!

by Children’s Place magazine December 9, 2017

Canadian limbo

A fun game to play with your buddies. All over the world, and particularly in Mexico, there are young, Canadian tourists hurting for a squirting. How low can you go?

Eric and Terry met some Canadian teenagers at their resort in Puerto Vallarta and then they did the Canadian limbo.

by jackass303 February 4, 2009

Canadian Sex

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.

"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."

by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021

Canadian Hotbox

When you hotbox an igloo, quinzee, snowfort, snow tunnel, or any shelter made of snow.

Let's turn this igoloo into a Canadian hotbox by lighting one up.

by Hella-high-Canadian March 11, 2018

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019

Canadian rage

A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once

Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?

Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.

Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.

by Lunar_potatoes778 October 28, 2015