March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 10, 2022

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

December 20

National cuddles is the day to give your gf/bf some cuddles

Boy:hey it's December 20
Girl:okay
Boy:let's cuddle

by JNL(if ya know me irl) December 17, 2021

December 20

National fuck a dude day

December 20th is better then Christmas

by Fat ass 1434;33 December 17, 2021

April 20

April 20 is national suck your friend's dick day

P1: too it's April 20
P2:Oh hell yeah bro.
P1: *unzips*

by youringo April 20, 2022

feb 20

Natinal go over to your gf/bf house

guy: You know what day it is
girl: feb 20
guy: you kno what that means
girl: no
guy: i get to come over

by dsygdsfjyhdfhdfgs February 16, 2022