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Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018
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Brazilian Testicle Boxing

"In Brazilian Testicle Boxing, an individual presents their sagged testicles to their partner, and their partner then forcefully punches said testicles as if they were a speed boxing bag."
"Yo my girl Brazilian testicle boxed me last night and and it felt incredible!" :"I love Brazilian Testicle Boxing! my boyfriend lets me do it all the time!"
by Ziptoxia January 14, 2025
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Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.
“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”
by BigO96 December 29, 2023
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Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.
"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "
by dasbrethren December 6, 2014
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Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey
Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020
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Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.
Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021
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