Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.

Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.

by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Testostertrouble

Problems surrounding men's occasional inability to understand the emotional needs of those around them. This is similar to selective hearing, but is broader to cover more issues.

I am having some testostertrouble wiith my husband because he won't hug me when he sees me crying. I am having testostertrouble, too, because my boyfriend won't pick up his socks when I ask him to.

by Khaldelia August 17, 2016

Tastes Like Hillary

The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.

"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."

by lightningbarer September 30, 2016

testosterical

A condition where a male person experiences ungovernable emotional excess, often leading to a display of angry tweets, furious mansplaining and, in severe cases, violent threats. Commonly believed to be caused by testosterone floating around in the male body.

"Whenever someone mentions feminism to Mark, he gets all testosterical and starts shouting about how politically correct feminazis are trying to control his opinions."

by Haushofer November 20, 2016

testosterone overload

Basically when you try your hardest to impress guys or girls by acting like a dick to strangers or friends.

"Bro quit being a dick just relax your having a testosterone overload!"

by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017

testosterstoner

A trannie who still has feminine features, but is masculine in nature due to the large amounts of testosterone supplements taken to extradite their transition.

Although people claim that gender is a social construct, they still try to biologically alter theirs by becoming testosterstoners.

by Yolkman April 23, 2017