The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.
Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.
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1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.
2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"
2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"
"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"
"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
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by Ninomiya June 1, 2012
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2. behind in the technological times.
3. Zoolander.
4. unable to perform basic tasks using current technologies, such as use email, upload pictures to the internet, etc.
5. Belief that the internet is, in fact, a system of tubes.
2. behind in the technological times.
3. Zoolander.
4. unable to perform basic tasks using current technologies, such as use email, upload pictures to the internet, etc.
5. Belief that the internet is, in fact, a system of tubes.
-"I'm so upset, my computer just crashed."
-"Oh, really, that sucks. What kind of computer do you have?"
-"An Apple2E."
-"Wow, you are a techneanderthal."
-"Oh, really, that sucks. What kind of computer do you have?"
-"An Apple2E."
-"Wow, you are a techneanderthal."
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