Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.

"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"

by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013

Eagle Testicle

Seton

The Eagle Testicle did a wonderful Job, Today

by Testingone February 22, 2022

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

Pickled bull testicle

A delicacy eaten around the world

John ate a few kilograms of pickled bull testicle

by Bananana_Banananana February 27, 2021

testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007

TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!

Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...

by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010