Test Icicles

1. To test an icicle
2. A very good english band made up of three very good looking boys: Sam E Danger, Raaary Decihells, and DevMetal.

1. Primitive men used to Test Icicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon
2. Test Icicles is the shit, fo reeeeeeeeel.

by gahdgfdvbd October 14, 2005

test

A means of evaluating another person's character through a series of unannounced, inconspicuous examinations. Developed by Eddie, it serves to define which people are desirable company and which should not be associated with. As a general rule, a test-passer is a good person while a test-failer is a bad person.

Passing the test results in the joyous proclamation that "You pass the test!"

Failure of a test is announced simply by saying "You failed the test." This phrase is often used to show general disdain for a person's existence.

"You didn't make eye contact while saying 'thank you.' You failed the test."

"You forgot to hold the door open for me... failed the test."

"You passed the test - you offered me a piece of sausage from your pizza."

by Eddiehashiv April 17, 2006

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

incest is the best put your sister to the test

:) :) :) :) :) pie

:) :) :) :) :) bananas

by cheeseguy May 24, 2004

test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

Test Text

A text you send to a girl you have been flirting with, only AFTER you send a text and she doesn't respond for a while, to "test" if she is ignoring you, or she is just away from her phone.

Text to girl: "I can't wait for the party on Saturday"

(No answer...)

Test Text: "How are you getting there btw, do you need a ride?"

Always try to follow up with a question so she is obligated to answer. If she doesn't, she is away from her phone. If she answers in like a one-word answer, move on, she's not interested.

by maxy2889 August 13, 2009

elbow test

An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.

"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"

With thanks to Steve.

by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006