Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.
Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.
by DaKineRT March 24, 2011
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Tokyo Salad

When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it
Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad
by Hahu September 05, 2022
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Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.
she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk
by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024
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Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.
she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk
by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024
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Tokyo starfish

When a person shoves a piece of sushi in their partners ass, they must fart the sushi into the air and the other party must catch it like a seal or dolphin.
" We were trying a tokyo starfish for the first time, I missed catching it with my mouth and it hit me in the eye. Subsequently, I now have pink eye."
by Jamesless August 16, 2024
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tokyo sauna

A Tokyo Sauna happens when an overzealous sumo wrestling spectator decides to streak during a sumo wrestling competition and finds his/her-self sandwiched between 360 degrees (Celsius) of colliding sumo wrestlers.
"Is that mushimono I smell?"

"No, it's just Tokyo Sauna."
by the_tokyo_steamer May 20, 2017
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