by GypsySCUM March 10, 2014
The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.
How to stop messing up; carry on
by A girl who messes up A LOT January 27, 2012
the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall Puerto Rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one's own purse, and calling others a hot mess.
by whatdahuck April 21, 2011
by tootiefoodie August 03, 2010
1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.
2. A feeling of extreme discomfort, often after an embarrassing situation.
3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.
2. A feeling of extreme discomfort, often after an embarrassing situation.
3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.
" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "
" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."
" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."
by Ms. Allen June 11, 2008
Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up
Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?
Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up
Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up
by ChezE May 03, 2020
The mississppi mammary mess is a sexual maneuver which involves penetrating your partner through the actual nipple its self. It is only feasibly performed with lots of lube on a woman who has breast fed at least 50 children. Never the less please don't let this stop you from trying as it is a novel experience 4 everyone involved. N.B can lead to severe deformation of the breast tissue.
Gil: Mate what happened to that girls right boob.
Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
Gil: Nice!
Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.
Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.
Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.
Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
Gil: Nice!
Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.
Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.
Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.
by chuck ahrens January 29, 2008